Description
My client, an evil genius hell-bent on Global domination seeks like minded potential genii (is that the plural of genius???) to join his team of kidnapped scientists and computer geeks to develop death rays and other such lethal stuff based out of the secret lair in deepest darkest Kent. Bwahhh haaah hahhh hahh!What they are really interested in is your love of high level computer and mobile gaming for a new venture that literally will take the world by storm, you will need imagination, insight, energy and desire to impress them and they guarantee that you will be intrigued and excited by what will prove to truly be a game changing experience keeping the players coming back for more.
This particular role is for a Database Designer & Developer to build the sturdy foundations upon which the apps will stand, if you have all of these following skills then the job is yours (and if you pass the initiation test, obviously): MySQL, Maria DB 10.0, Stored Procedures / Triggers / Functions, Performance analysis and tuning, Dynamic columns / NOSQL, Clustering, Replication. If you have most of them then that's almost as good and probably worth sending yourself in too, if you have none of them then please move on, there's nothing for you here besides rejection and pain!
If this sounds like the role for you then please get in contact ASAP (or sooner) for more information, preferably before someone else does!
Or, if you can recommend someone else who'd fit the criteria then please let us know, we reward successful recommendations generously (ish)(as well as blind devotion to our cause!).